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2009 Official Santa Pub Crawl Song
Jingle Hammer - Lyrics

2008 Official Santa Pub Crawl Song
Thirsty Santas - Lyrics

2007 Official Santa Pub Crawl Song
Santa Suits - Lyrics

Lyrics

Jingle Hammer
(To the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)

Morristown, Morristown santa pub crawl
White hats and beards get covered with beer
drinking and sipping up handles of rum
Now the santa pub crawl has begun

Morristown, Morristown santa pub crawl
Pint glasses clink and then we all drink
Dancing and prancing in Morristown Green
It's a cromulent scene!

To the next bar, to the next bar
To wash our cares away
Santa crawl time is a swell time
To find a girl and go all the way

Fill me up bartender, snap to it quick
We're drinking around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the snow and sleet
That's a Santa Crawl
That's a Santa Crawl
Doing the Santa Crawl crocked!!


Thirsty Santas
(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Train bells ring, are you listening,
In the bar, beer is glistening,
I have the foresight,
We're gettin' wasted tonight,
Thirsty Santas crawling in Mo'town.

Gone away your inhibition,
Here to stay intoxication
We drink a beer bong,
And drinks that are strong,
Thirsty Santas crawling in Mo'town.

In each bar we can grab a new beer,
Then we take a drink and chug it down,
I'll ask her: Are you married?
She'll say: No man,
Then give us a kiss
And buy another round.

Later on, we'll perspire,
As we roast in our attire,
On our crusade,
New friends we have made,
Thirsty santas crawling in Mo'town.

Every person has dressed up just like santa,
If santa dressed just like a drunken clown,
We'll have lots of fun with all the santas,
Until the booze kicks in and we fall down.

Santa Pub Crawl, ain't it thrilling,
On your beard you'll be spilling,
We'll drink all the day, as we find our way,
Thirsty santas crawling in Mo'town.

Thirsty santas crawling in Mo'town,
Thirsty santas crawling in Mo'town.


Santa Suits
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Its time to drink I know
For all the drinks I'll pay
To the bars we'll go
Drinking all the way
Buying rounds for all
Singing our throats raw
Sleeping on the floor till noon
That's how we do this crawl

Ohhh, Santa suits, stomping boots
Let's all take the train
Down to Mo-town for a crawl
Weather snow or rain
Santa suits, Santa suits
Staring at the sight
Oh, what fun it is to laugh and sing
And drink all through the night!

Leave your pride at home
For tonight there is no shame
In dressing like a gnome
And puking down the drain
The drinks that will be drank
Will not cost a lot
For the price to sit on Santa's lap
Will only cost a shot!

Ohhh, Santa suits, stomping boots
Let's all take the train
Down to Mo-town for a crawl
Weather snow or rain
Santa suits, Santa suits
Staring at the sight
Oh, what fun it is to laugh and sing
And drink all through the night!